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Total Medals Earned: 620 (From 93 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 9,070 Points

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 8/44 (90/500 points)

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Escape Barn Jumping!

Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/295 points)

rat 5 Points

catch a rat

SuperPig 5 Points

SuperPig

10000m 10 Points

10.000 m achieved

20000m 25 Points

20.000 m achieved

Freedom! 50 Points

30.000 m achieved

The Moon 100 Points

The Moon is the Limit

The Space 100 Points

reach 40.000 m

Escaping the Prison

Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)

Legal Ending 25 Points

Break out the legal way.

Badass Ending 50 Points

Break out the badass way.

Sneaky Ending 50 Points

Break out the Sneaky Way

lol brawl reference 5 Points

ROFL ROFL ROFL

DONUT WANT! 100 Points

...or do you?

Lots of Effort 100 Points

Find all 18 FAILs.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Freak o' Lantern

Medals Earned: 2/15 (15/500 points)

Assault And Battery 5 Points

Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.

Mutation In Bulk 10 Points

Equip 3 perks at once.

Canine Evasion 5 Points

Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.

Air Time 10 Points

Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.

Extreme Extremity 10 Points

Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.

Moar Candy! 10 Points

Steal a total of 20k candies.

Punk Buster 25 Points

Kill 50 bullies.

Wicked Efficiency 25 Points

Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.

Ambush Mayhem 50 Points

Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.

Candy Apocalypse 50 Points

Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.

Gruesome Excellence 50 Points

Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.

Man's Best Friend 50 Points

Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.

Monstrous Perfection 50 Points

Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.

Mother Dearest 50 Points

Take care of Mother...

Legendary Terror 100 Points

Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.

Game Corp

Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/265 points)

Micromanagement 5 Points

Publish 2 Micro Games

Quite Interesting 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Owning the mid range 10 Points

Publish a game with 600 quality

The next level 10 Points

Move to Vancouver

Best Seller 25 Points

Sell 5 million copies of a game

Now that's AAA! 25 Points

Publish a game with 6000 quality

Snowy around here 25 Points

Move to Montreal

Clean up! 100 Points

Win all the Awards in a year

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Haunt the House

Medals Earned: 4/8 (50/300 points)

Nobody Home 5 Points

Scare all the people out of the house

Spirit Level 10 Points

Reach maximum atmosphere

The Final Curtain 10 Points

Cause 10 suicides

Mass Hysteria 25 Points

Freak out 5 people at once

Nine Tenths of the Law 50 Points

Possess every item

Swinging Party 50 Points

All lights swinging at once

Spice of Life 100 Points

Use every possessable ability

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/550 points)

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Hungry Gamers

Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)

Grab Bag 5 Points

Grab the bag!

Alliance 10 Points

Form an alliance.

Arrows Get 10 Points

Defeat Glimmer

Crowd Pleaser 25 Points

You call that a kiss?

To the Dogs 100 Points

Defeat Cato

Hunt of HORROR

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/250 points)

POX POWER 5 Points

START A NEW GAME

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

JOHNNY UTAH 5 Points

FIND 10 HORRORS

LAZY MUFFIN 5 Points

CHEAT

ONEY 5 Points

CONTINUE A GAME

HAPPY HARRY 10 Points

SCORE 8,000

JOUSTE 10 Points

FIND 50 HORRORS

MASTER AARDVARK 10 Points

BEAT THE GAME 3 TIMES (GET 3 WINS)

MIDDLE FINGER RINGS 10 Points

UNLOCK ALL MODES

RICE PIRATE 10 Points

FIND 80 HORRORS

MIND CHAMBER 25 Points

FIND ALL HORRORS WITH LESS THAN 13 FAILS

SEXUAL LOBSTER 25 Points

FIND ALL 100 HORRORS

TOON HOLE 25 Points

FIND 100 HORRORS IN UNDER 200 SECONDS

TOM FULP 100 Points

COLLECT 13 GRAVES

i saw her standing there

Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/105 points)

A Hero of a BF 5 Points

Complete Act 1

Girls and Guns 5 Points

Complete Act 2

stay together FOREVER 5 Points

Complete Act 3

Experimental Tendencies 10 Points

Play with cheats

These Heads 5 Points

Click on both the Credits Heads

Feelin Soft 25 Points

Complete a no-gun-run

Tough as Undead Nails 50 Points

All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)